Whether it’s National Puppy Day or National Pancake Day, we love celebrating the weird, unique (and usually pointless) holidays. Mainly because it gives us the excuse of tossing in some hot dudes. Today is no different. On the first Thursday in April, also known as National Burrito Day, we celebrate the deliciously phallic Tex-Mexican treat we’ve come to know and love, the burrito.
And while we love sucking down burritos a whole bunch, there is one Instagram user who has dedicated his entire account to his love of burritos. Oh, and did we mention this burrito hunk likes to flaunt his appreciation semi-nude?
Charlie Quiroz, who goes by the handle @burritofever on Instagram, has some of the greatest burrito art on the net. From parodies of Frank Ocean’s new album and Beyoncé’s pregnancy to calling out Donald Trump, to even giving himself (and others) a ‘burrito-job,’ his account is like no other.
It’s easy to get lost on his page so we’ve compiled some of our favorite pictures and videos to celebrate National Burrito Day below.
The burrito hunk uses his favorite food to get political from time to time.
What’s the point of sex without a burrito?
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Sonnet 18 Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date: Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimm'd; But thy eternal summer shall not fade Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st; Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st; So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
But seriously, why aren’t burrito-scented popper an actual thing yet?
If burritos aren’t the ‘B’ in BDSM, then I’ve been doing something wrong.
Gotta show off your pride.
A truly classic film.
Same gurl, same.
Make burritos gay again.
The sequel we NEED.
His burrito loving charm is so magnificent, it can even get hypnotic.
Vanjie, Miss Vanjie, Miss … Burrito?
Sweet dreams are made of burritos.
One last kiss before bed.
Celebrate National Burrito Day and check out some of our favorite images from @burritofever’s Instagram and Tumblr here, and be sure to follow him and his future burrito-loving endeavors.
This story was originally published on April 6, 2017
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