How Does Gwyneth Paltrow Know What Your Orgasm Smells Like?

How Does Gwyneth Paltrow Know What Your Orgasm Smells Like?

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Gwyneth Paltrow orgasm candles are still a very real product that exists, and she has actually started customizing them for her friends.

Gwyneth Paltrow, a.k.a. GOOP, is one of the wonders of the world. From literally not knowing what films she has been in to getting stung by bees on purpose, the woman is an enigma of rich white privilege and unexpected daredevil-ism. Because say what you will about her, not every Oscar-winning actress has the guts to be so consistently controversial and out-of-touch.

(Is this charming? I don’t know. Maybe it says something about her that I can’t discern.)

Something fun and completely bizarre that she’s been doing recently? Gifting celebrities her own line of Gwyneth Paltrow orgasm candles that are customized to the recipient. How she gained access to the scent of other people’s orgasms is a mystery.

Let’s back up. First, we had the vagina candle. Launched in January 2020, we can’t say for certain the $75 “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle didn’t cause the pandemic. We can say, however, that the candle turned one woman’s home into an “inferno” when it exploded upon lighting.

Jody Thompson, who had won the vagina candle from an online quiz, told The Sun: “The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere. I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room.”

She wound up throwing it out the front door.

Despite its clearly volatile and evil nature, the vagina candle completely sold out on Goop’s website. And the Gwyneth Paltrow orgasm candle was born.

Now Paltrow is apparently customizing these candles for her celebrity friends, like Kim Kardashian and Demi Lovato. Kim took to what she does best — social media — to gush about the gift Goop sent her (along with Nécessaire Sex Gel and a Goop-made vibrator).

She said on her Instagram story, “I’ve never been more excited, honestly … for the candle. Thank you, Gwyneth, I love you. Thanks Goop.”

And yes, the label of the candle reads: THIS SMELLS LIKE KIM’S ORGASM.

Goop also sent Demi Lovato a care package after the release of the singer’s Dancing With the Devil … The Art of Starting Over album and docuseries. Included, again, was Nécessaire Sex Gel, a vibrator, and the orgasm candle. This one, of course, is labeled: THIS SMELLS LIKE DEMI’S ORGASM.

Where is she getting these scents from? How does she have access to them? Why is she doing this? What is Gwyneth Paltrow’s plan?

It must be noted that this candle ($75), also, is completely sold out.

What are your thoughts on the Gwyneth Paltrow orgasm candles?

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