7 Pairs of Men’s Long Johns to Keep Your Nether Regions Warm and Toasty This Winter

7 Pairs of Men’s Long Johns to Keep Your Nether Regions Warm and Toasty This Winter

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When it comes to winter survival tactics, mastering the art of layering is very important. The secret is starting with a base layer of thermal underwear or long johns. These pieces will keep you warm and dry even when the temperature outside is too cold to bear.

Yes, it might get a little cramped down in your crotch, but hey, that’s better than freezing your balls off, right?

This winter, stay toasty with our 7 favorite long johns for men:


1. Evolve by 2(X)IST Jogger Pajama Set

With a short-sleeve crew neck (with zipper detail) and an ultra lightweight jogger pant, this set is the best winter starter kit.


2. Garofali Athletic Tight

Made from a dual-layer fabric of nylon and spandex, these are thin but breathable while wicking away sweat.


3. Tani SilkCut Thermal Set

For those men looking for a lightweight base layer, Tani SilkCut Thermal Set is the way to go. Made out of Micro Modal Air fabric, these long johns will stretch and recover, hugging your body.


4. Tommy John SleekHeat Long John Bottom

Despite its simplicity, these long johns get the job done. The temperature control technology they employ will keep you warm when you’re outdoors, and never too hot when you’re inside.


5. Charlie Ribbed Oatmeal Melange Original Long John

Charlie’s modern and masculine take on the traditional long johns is the perfect addition to your winter wardrobe. With a fly-front, ankle cuffs and white logo waistband elastic, you’ll never look like an old-fashioned mountain man.


6. Nasty Pig Union Suit

This Nasty Pig one-piece suit is for the naughtier guys out there. Featuring an innovative snap closure that runs down the chest and then all the way around the back just above the butt, these long johns can either lock-in heat … or not.


7. Mack Weldon Merino Long Underwear

Mack Weldon’s Merino/Tencel blend is sufficient for keeping warm, preventing sweat and fighting off odor. With mesh cool zones, flatlock stitching and a no-roll waistband, this are the ultimate long johns for cold winter days.

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