Porn Star Stormy Daniels Calls Trump a Lousy Lay, Describes His ‘Shorter Than Average’ Penis

Last week, the Wall Street Journal broke the story of U.S. President Donald Trump paying $130,000 to Stephanie Clifford, a porn star who goes by the name Stormy Daniels, to stay quiet about a tryst the two allegedly had in 2006, just after Trump’s wife, Melania, had given birth to their son, Barron. Although the President denies the Trump porn star allegations, we’ve learned more details about the alleged affair from Clifford and one thing is clear: Trump is a lousy lay.

For our proof, we turn to the celebrity gossip magazine InTouch which recently unearthed their 2011 interview with Clifford in which she discussed the alleged affair. After hearing her story, InTouch subjected Clifford to a lie detector test and double-checked her story by interviewing one of her friends and her ex-husband.

The gossip site thedirty.com also recently published details from a 2011 e-mail that Clifford sent their publication detailing the alleged affair. Here are some highlights from her recounts:

 

Stephanie Clifford (Stormy Daniels) called the sex ‘textbook generic’

Trump and Clifford allegedly met at a celebrity golf tournament in July 2006. Trump approached her porn company’s promotional booth at the event (she worked at Wicked Pictures) and invited her to dinner. She accepted and got dressed up for a night on the town, but when she entered his Lake Tahoe, Nevada hotel suite, she found him wearing pajamas (subtle) and the two dined in his room.

She said that after she excused herself to go to the toilet, she came out and found him sitting on the bed. He told her, “Come here,” and she thought, “Ugh, here we go.” The two then started kissing and having sex. He allegedly only fucked her in one position without a condom.

He reportedly has “a slightly shorter than average cock,” which is “very thick with a pronounced head.” She added that he needs to shave his balls (though that’s more a matter of personal preference, really). Another one of Clifford’s associates claims that Clifford said that Trump chased her around the bedroom in briefs, but who knows.

Either way, Clifford said that Trump invited her to visit him in his office followed by an invitation to the Miss USA pageant and the launch party for Trump Vodka. They didn’t have sex during these alleged meetings. Trump also allegedly promised her a role on his NBC reality show Celebrity Apprentice, but eventually told her that the network didn’t want her appearing on it, effectively ending their contact.