We Asked Hornet Users to Divulge Their Worst Hookup Ever, With a Twist
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Everyone has one — a worst hookup ever story. But are you brave enough to share it?
We approached our beloved Hornet users and asked them a very simple question: In exactly 10 words, share with us your worst hookup ever.
And share they did.
From being walked in on by someone (like a parent — eek!) to beinexposed to weird sex stuff you’ve never been into, some of these worst hookup ever stories are definitely ones for the record book!
Here are some Hornet users’ worst hookup ever submissions:
He had a bottle of Nair in the lube drawer. —Timothy
“I confused my loneliness for horniness. Sorry, can you leave?” —Jaime
As I was rimming him he farted in my mouth. —Jobriath
His dog attacked me. I fled through the bathroom window. —Jackson
His photos didn’t show he was missing his front teeth. —Daniel
He wanted to wear diapers while I fed him pizza. —James
“I’m a vampire.” Didn’t believe him. Then he bit me. —Thomas
Oh, those pictures? That is just my wife and kids. —Dannie
Guy did coke off my dick. Thought it was OK. —Allen
Guy wouldn’t leave house. Had to threaten to call cops. —Dan
He wanted to be pampered. Aka diapers and wanted changed. —Kevin
The guy tried to stick his finger in my urethra. —David
A savage who broke my ribs and stole my iPhone. —Ali
Over dinner he sang “Love for Sale” in a restaurant! —Scott
He started to cry as soon as we were finished. —Chris
Kept talking in English porn lingo. We are both German! —Michael
Morning after, his mother asked, “So which one are you?” —Wayne
Wanted to bite off my own arm to escape, ugh. —Larry
He wouldn’t put his dog outside of his bedroom door. —Anthony
Date was great but his smelly breath totally ruined it. —Kristopher
Sang the entire time inside me, left Nazi memorabilia behind. —Sophia
“Not too loud, my parents are upstairs.” He was 34. —Allan
His father walked in just as I came in him! —Leslie
Hooked up, he gave me crabs. Tried to blame me. —Artie
He decided to introduce me to water sports. I left. —Robert
He was prepping and commented “I think I shit myself.” —Corey
Nipple ring got ripped out and I started bleeding everywhere. —Chris
Cat was locked in the bedroom and attacked my balls. —Jason
The dude sweated so badly. It smelled like sour garbage. —Rand
He ate my ass like Walking Dead. (Actual painful biting.) —Franco
Liked my smile and then proceeded to lick my teeth. —Christian
Waited all night, manscaped, groomed, but then he just ghosted. —Casey
Brought his toddler to a threesome, I ended up babysitting. —Chris
Husband’s mate. One night. Crap sex. Never again. ‘Nuff said. —Lexi
He thought I was going to pay him for sex. —Andrés
Song “Agony of Regret” played right after. It was accurate. —Hunter
What about you? Do you have a funny, horrifying or otherwise outrageous worst hookup ever story? We wanna hear it — in exactly 10 words. Sound off in the comments below.
This article was originally published on Dec. 15, 2017
