We’ve heard of sex parties that charge bottoms a higher admission fee than tops, but this is the first time we’ve ever heard of a speed dating night specifically for men with large penises. It’s called Size Matters, or Hung Night, and even though it’s geared towards heterosexuals, it shows that when it comes to penis size, straight people aren’t always so different from men who have sex with men.
The event happens in New York City, put on by an organization called OnSpeedDating that holds this sort of lightning-round speed-dating events. The intention of Hung Night is to match up well-hung men to the women who love them.
Here’s how it works: Each man wears a sticker that lists his name and penis size. He then gets to spend a few minutes doing a round-robin-style chit-chat with women seated at different tables around a bar. After all of the women and men chat, each participant writes down which they’d like to know better. If two people are a match, then they’re free to meet again, however they like.
Lucy Vasquez, hostess of the event, says, “The minimum standard for tonight is seven inches.”
Vasquez says the women who go to her organization’s speed dating events sometimes make requests about the sorts of events they’d like to see, and a night for well-hung men was one of the requests they received most often.
“I think women come to Hung Night because they’re looking to be satisfied where they were unsatisfied before,” Vasquez says.
One attendee agrees, saying, “Any woman who tells you that size doesn’t matter hasn’t been with enough guys to know the difference.”
Here’s a video showcasing the men and women who attend Hung Night:
It should be noted the event doesn’t measure men’s penises before allowing them entry to Hung Night, so they depend on guys to honestly self-report. Thus, it’s entirely possible the men are catfishing until they literally get caught with their pants down later on.
“It’s really by the honor system, because I don’t get paid enough to verify their measurements,” Vasquez says.
While some of the men say they’d rather meet a woman who’s into their personality as much as their endowment, Abou, a male attendee (who lists himself as 7.5 inches) admits that he’s mostly interested in meeting a woman who will give him oral sex as often as he’d like.
Perhaps his honesty and directness will help him snag a mate.