Apparently There’s a Stranger Things Dildo Shaped Like the Demogorgon’s Dong

Apparently There’s a Stranger Things Dildo Shaped Like the Demogorgon’s Dong

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We’re all still waiting on the latest season of Netflix’s Stranger Things, since production was postponed due to Covid-19 precautions. And apart from these GIFs of bearish Sheriff Jim Hopper dancing, the show has yet to give us any other sexy takeaways to bide our time … that is, until a sex toy company released a Stranger Things dildo. It even has its own 10-minute horror trailer — scary!

The spooky origin of the Stranger Things dildo

Bad Dragon (link NSFW) is a company best known for making dildos based on legendary beasts like werewolves, demons and unicorns (link NSFW). They’ve released a limited-edition dildo based on the Season 1 villain from Stranger Things. Not since Stephen King’s Dreamcatcher and Chuck Tingle’s My Ass Is Haunted By The Gay Unicorn Colonel have we been so frightened by an anus-related villain.

For those of unfamiliar with Stranger Things, it takes place in the fictional town of Hawkins, Indiana. It involves a shadowy organization that accidentally opens up a portal into a parallel universe (known as “The Upside-Down”). The Upside-Down is filled with monsters — particularly one child-slaying creature called The Demogorgon — and, well, stranger things. A handful of local kids and adults band together to protect the town while also dodging the shady scientists, and that’s about it.

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Knowing all that, now you can enjoy Bad Dragon’s “Stranger Dongs” trailer. (Warning: Episode 2 of the trailer features a gooey dildo.)

The Stranger Things dildo is just one of several horror-themed sex toys

That’s right — a Demogorgon dildo. And it’s not the first time the Demogorgon has been sexualized. (Remember when the Demogorgon popped in a gay porn movie to have sex with a trans dude?)

Bad Dragon describes the dildo as “a wild fantasy dildo creation straight out of your nightmares (or dreams?)! … A marvel of handmade design, boasting pleasant textures, a gentle yet pronounced curve well crafted for amazing g-spot stimulation and a delightfully horrifying base that ensures a white knuckle grip. Go on a journey that will turn your erotic world upside down….”

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We love horror-themed sex toys! Back in 2011, Fleshlight (“The flashlight you can fuck!”) unveiled their “Freaks” line of monster dildos that included a Frankencock, a Count Dickula, ZombieDong, Cybercock and an Avatar-inspired alien invader, as well as related Fleshlight sleeves for going bump in the night.

So, there you have it folks, a Stranger Things dildo, to fill up your impatience as we wait for the new season.

This article was originally published on October 2, 2020. It has since been updated.

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