What’s a week without a little thirst? (A boring one, amirite?) This week, San Diego Comic-Con gave us news of a queer character in Voltron, as well as Ezra Miller in sexy Toadette cosplay. We also saw some dildo art, photographs of cute puppies with a cute hunk, and the erection (pun very much intended) of a Jeff Goldblum statue of his iconic, chest-bearing scene in Jurrasic Park, in honor of the movie’s 25th-anniversary.
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25 Years Ago, Rage Against the Machine Taught Us to Resist Oppression by Baring Their Penises Onstage
That’s definitely one way to rage against the machine, man.
We need more queer vampire lovin’
Viewers had already been shipping Shiro in a same-sex relationship.
— ???sasharino??? (@arcschg) July 22, 2018
The chest of an angel.
Seriously. With holes to test, of varying— thickness.
“It was showing Putin’s dominance over the institutions that are put in place to protect us,” adding, “Anybody who tells you sex toys aren’t good tools of resistance has never had a bag of dicks and a little bit of ingenuity.”
“Throughout all these tumultuous relationships, Alexander earned a reputation as an unusually ethical lover. Plutarch wrote extensively about his many partners, citing Aristotle as inspiration for Alexander’s kind treatment of all he loved.”
Categories is … genderless mushroom people.
Get to followin’, y’all.
The video still shouldn’t have been banned, but it is sexy AF.
— Guy Branum (@guybranum) July 13, 2018
In the scene, Iceman wakes up all muscled and shirtless in a hotel room bed only to see his blond-haired lover, Pyro, exiting the bathroom and announcing the shower’s free.
It’s a bunch of underwear models. Need we say more?