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#ThisWeekInThirst: Boy Smells Underwear, Reality TV Butts and Hairy Daddies Dressed as Mario

As another week comes to a close, we look back at all of the things that made us incredibly thirsty. Hornet uncovered several queer films down at SXSW this week, while Hulu premiered some new gay classics. Tom of Finland and Terry Miller teamed up with Boy Smells to create some sexy undies. And a man’s pole dancing routine has made insane flexibility look easy.

Click on the titles below for the full story, and enjoy this thirst roundup!


The Tom of Finland Store Is Now Selling Briefs by Boy Smells, and Terry Miller Wears It So Well

Put Terry Miller in anything and we’ll probably buy it.

 

Watch This Shirtless Male Pole Dancer in Stilettos Wow Judges on Israel’s Got Talent

Flexible AF.

 

Someone Calculated the Length of Luigi’s Penis, and the Internet Lost Its Damn Mind

It’s 3.7 inches flaccid, to be exact

 

10 Pics From a Sexy Gay Instagrammer Who Wants Queer People to Embrace Their Stretch Marks

“Growing up, I never saw men who looked like me in magazines or in movies, so I always felt invisible.”

 

Leo Forte on Bringing Latino Pride to the Adult Film Industry and What He Considers Meaningful Sex

“Being visible is the biggest stain on the white cloth that has blanketed the land.”

 

Celebrate #Mar10Day By Looking at Super Mario History, Complete With Sexy Mario Cosplay

If we cosplay as Yoshi, does that mean he’ll get to ride us?

 

Meet Scott, a Former Bespoke Tailor Currently Training to Become a Barber in London

Meet Scott Humphreys.

 

A Gay Trek Across Europe, Night 2: Exploring the Queer Bars of Copenhagen

From a showtunes bar to one in an underground monastery, Zachary Zane is exploring every inch of Europe’s queer nightlife.

Find part one of the story here, which includes sex on a bar stool in front of other patrons.

 

Australian Soap Opera Neighbours Featured a Steamy and Intimate Gay Sex Scene

Fans are shook by the intense, raw love

 

SXSW 2018: If You’re Tired of Gay Film Tropes, ‘Martyr’ Offers a Deep Dive Into Male Friendship

A film full of homoeroticism.

 

Two of Last Year’s Best Gay Films Are Available to Stream on Hulu Right Now

Catch Beach Rats and God’s Own Country today.

 

British Show Ibiza Weekender is Full of Nudity Week After Week

Chock full of reality TV butts.

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