One talented coffee lover has figured out the best way to start your morning: with dick latte art. And he’s sharing it on Instagram.
The account, @dicklatte, is exactly what it promises: lots of dick lattes. But there’s extraordinary variety!
There’s a holiday series, featuring Thanksgiving:
Christmas:
Valentine’s Day:
And Saint Patrick’s Day:
Sometimes, things get a little recursive:
Or spicy:
The artist shows their work being made:
But aside from that, the mysterious dick barista reveals little else. He told Buzzfeed his origin story:
I bought an espresso machine to save money on coffee and began teaching myself how to make lattes by watching YouTube videos.
I was trying to pour a heart, but at the last second, a perfectly shaped penis plopped out onto the cup.
The rest is history. Dick latte history.
Will @dicklatte run into trouble with Instagram’s new “sensitive content” policy? That remains to be seen.
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