#ThisWeekInThirst: Chris Pratt’s Abs, Super Bowl Bums and One Massive Reality TV Schlong NSFW

#ThisWeekInThirst: Chris Pratt’s Abs, Super Bowl Bums and One Massive Reality TV Schlong

Written by Danny Addice on August 09, 2018
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Don’t worry you horndogs, this may have been our thirstiest week of 2018 yet. From greasy models stripping down to their skivvies, to celebrities getting dolled up on the red carpet, all the way to one of the biggest reality star peens you’ll see this year. So whether it’s sex, sexy people or things so NSFW, we have to hide them from Google, this list has it all.

Click on the titles below for the full story, and enjoy this thirst roundup!

1. Fall Into This Thirst Trap of Ricky Martin and Darren Criss (Mostly) Nude in ‘American Crime Story’

WARNING: These gifs of Darren Criss are painfully hypnotizing.


2. Ho With a Heart-On: Gay Porn Star Wesley Woods Wants to Use Sex to Spread Love

“So if I’m going to suck dick on camera, I’m going to suck dick on camera real good!”

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3. These 7 Sexy, Woke Football Players Are the Real Reason to Watch Sunday’s Super Bowl

As long as you spend the entire Super Bowl watching these guys, you’re the real winner.

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4. Chris Pratt’s New Commercial Will Leave You So Thirsty You’ll Need the Beer He’s Trying to Sell

Chris Pratt is set to star as the left-handed leading man, Michelob Michelstein in the all-new Michelob ULTRA commercial. Or wait, is his name actually Tommy Ultra? Or does it really even matter if he’s taking his shirt off?

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5. Ibiza Weekender Nudes: Jordan, Devante and Rob Strip Down

Our friend’s over at OMGblog found this monster of a— well— why don’t you just click on through and find out.

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6. We’re Loving These Sexy and Silly Parodies of That Young Russian Cadets Twerking Video

“Picture a low-budget Russian schoolboy version of Magic Mike.”

7. River Viiperi Gets Greasy and Naked For Gay Times Photoshoot

His smoldering eyes say “watch out” but his sweaty body says “give me a lick.”

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8. These 22 Pics From the Atlantis Caribbean Voyage Offer a First-Person Look Inside ‘The Gay Cruise’

What happens when you squeeze thousands of hunky dudes in skimpy swimwear on a boat in the middle of the ocean? Find out here.


9. Australian Actor and Model Matt Wilson Bares His Booty to the World

Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ everywhere.

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10. Here Are the 12 Most Memorable Men’s Red Carpet Looks From the Grammys

The most dapper dudes around— and hey, they can sing too.

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