#ThisWeekInThirst: Chris Pratt’s Abs, Super Bowl Bums and One Massive Reality TV Schlong
Don’t worry you horndogs, this may have been our thirstiest week of 2018 yet. From greasy models stripping down to their skivvies, to celebrities getting dolled up on the red carpet, all the way to one of the biggest reality star peens you’ll see this year. So whether it’s sex, sexy people or things so NSFW, we have to hide them from Google, this list has it all.
Click on the titles below for the full story, and enjoy this thirst roundup!
1. Fall Into This Thirst Trap of Ricky Martin and Darren Criss (Mostly) Nude in ‘American Crime Story’
WARNING: These gifs of Darren Criss are painfully hypnotizing.
“So if I’m going to suck dick on camera, I’m going to suck dick on camera real good!”
As long as you spend the entire Super Bowl watching these guys, you’re the real winner.
Chris Pratt is set to star as the left-handed leading man, Michelob Michelstein in the all-new Michelob ULTRA commercial. Or wait, is his name actually Tommy Ultra? Or does it really even matter if he’s taking his shirt off?
5. Ibiza Weekender Nudes: Jordan, Devante and Rob Strip Down
Our friend’s over at OMGblog found this monster of a— well— why don’t you just click on through and find out.
“Picture a low-budget Russian schoolboy version of Magic Mike.”
7. River Viiperi Gets Greasy and Naked For Gay Times Photoshoot
His smoldering eyes say “watch out” but his sweaty body says “give me a lick.”
What happens when you squeeze thousands of hunky dudes in skimpy swimwear on a boat in the middle of the ocean? Find out here.
9. Australian Actor and Model Matt Wilson Bares His Booty to the World
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ everywhere.
The most dapper dudes around— and hey, they can sing too.