Woody Fox and Wesley Woods feat
Woody Fox and Wesley Woods feat

Woody Fox and Wesley Woods Aren’t Actually Dating, Proving Love Isn’t Real

Don’t you hate it when you see a couple that’s perfect for each other and they break up? It turns out it’s even worse when they were just kidding about dating in the first place. That’s the case with gay porn stars Woody Fox and Wesley Woods. They’ve been posting pictures together since they met in February on the set of Zack and Jack Make a Porno. But today they revealed the truth: The two aren’t actually dating and never were. Love is a lie.

Today, Woody Fox posted a long letter explaining the dating prank to his Instagram followers. Alongside a photo of Woody Fox and Wesley Woods kissing, which we’ve helpfully reproduced below, Fox wrote:

“Time to let the cat out of the bag. Wesley Woods and I are not a thing and never were. Wesley and I met on the set of Zack and Jack. We got roomed together as the directors thought it would be a good buddy match, and it was! Wesley instantly became good friends with me and we decided to play a little social media trick.

Woody Fox and Wesley Woods
They… they looked so cute together… can we even go on?

“In those three days with Wesley, we decided to pretend to be romantic. Not only that, but [we’d] take photos all around the house to post, in the future, all the places we were at together as a couple. On social media, we had traveled the world romantically, but in reality I’ve only actually physically been in the same place as Wesley three times.”

“Wesley is amazing,” he continued, “but in no way is he my bae or boyfriend. In fact, I don’t think I’ll ever want one. Don’t believe everything you see on social media. Be it this or something we do in a movie. Remember we are porn actors and ‘actor’ is the key word.”

He added, “It’s porn, don’t take it so seriously.”

While we’re busy drying our tears, we figured we’d honor the good times Woody Fox and Wesley Woods pretended to have together, with this gallery of their fake relationship.

Woody Fox and Wesley Woods will always have (fake) memories like these:

What do you think about the news that Woody Fox and Wesley Woods aren’t actually a couple?