Justin Timberlake's Son
Justin Timberlake's Son

Boys Can’t Have Long Hair, Including Justin Timberlake’s Son, According to Internet Trolls

Yesterday, Justin Timberlake posted a lovely, heart-warming photo to Instagram of his wife Jessica Biel, and his son Silas. But, in the list of reasons why we can’t have nice things, a horrible portion of the internet has attacked Justin Timberlake’s son, specifically, the length his hair *insert eye roll*.

If that pic doesn't say ‘City Of Love’ then I'm out…

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Idiotic comments roared from hundreds of people asking a variation of the question “but I thought you had a boy?” to people directly ordering the Timberlakes to cut Silas’ hair.

So we rounded up the most asinine of comments from people who assume Justin Timberlake actually cares about their opinions, (or frankly ever checks his comments section) for you to laugh at and enjoy.

 

SMH.

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That’s definitely not child abuse, but attacking a 3-year-old online sounds more like it.Justin Timberlake's Son 10.2

You know what’s grosser than boys with long hair? Gender stereotypes. Justin Timberlake's Son 10.4

If by gay you mean happy? Yes. If by gay you mean amazing and fabulous? Yes, again.Justin Timberlake's Son 10.55

Funny, I also only get my haircut when a stranger tells me to on the internet.
Justin Timberlake's Son 10.77

Nah, he won’t, because children are more tolerant than you.
Justin Timberlake's Son 10.45

I thought you had the ability to google that.Justin Timberlake's Son 10.3444

You look ignorant.Justin Timberlake's Son 10.3432 Your unhealthy obsession with masculinity is confusing too.Justin Timberlake's Son 10.4578

Well, this obviously needed to be said… Justin Timberlake's Son 10.6789987

But he’s already adorable says you, so why bother?Justin Timberlake's Son 10.332

Your basic understanding of gender makes you look like a fool!Justin Timberlake's Son 10.34234

Oh, well, it’s a good thing we have a master of 6-year-olds handy.Justin Timberlake's Son 10.3244

Oh, well, if God wants you to do it…Justin Timberlake's Son 10.5677

DRESS HIM IN FOOTBALLS AND BEER AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT PAINT HIM BLUE SO NO ONE IS CONFUSED ABOUT HIS GENDER EVER.Justin Timberlake's Son 10.3423

 

And don’t even get us started on the number of people attacking Jessica Biel for kissing her son on the lips.

NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION MIZPOTATOHEAD.

In conclusion:

 

What do you think of the comments made about Justin Timberlake’s son, and his long hair?