Yesterday, Justin Timberlake posted a lovely, heart-warming photo to Instagram of his wife Jessica Biel, and his son Silas. But, in the list of reasons why we can’t have nice things, a horrible portion of the internet has attacked Justin Timberlake’s son, specifically, the length his hair *insert eye roll*.
Idiotic comments roared from hundreds of people asking a variation of the question “but I thought you had a boy?” to people directly ordering the Timberlakes to cut Silas’ hair.
So we rounded up the most asinine of comments from people who assume Justin Timberlake actually cares about their opinions, (or frankly ever checks his comments section) for you to laugh at and enjoy.
That’s definitely not child abuse, but attacking a 3-year-old online sounds more like it.
You know what’s grosser than boys with long hair? Gender stereotypes.
If by gay you mean happy? Yes. If by gay you mean amazing and fabulous? Yes, again.
Funny, I also only get my haircut when a stranger tells me to on the internet.
Nah, he won’t, because children are more tolerant than you.
I thought you had the ability to google that.
You look ignorant. Your unhealthy obsession with masculinity is confusing too.
Well, this obviously needed to be said…
But he’s already adorable says you, so why bother?
Your basic understanding of gender makes you look like a fool!
Oh, well, it’s a good thing we have a master of 6-year-olds handy.
Oh, well, if God wants you to do it…
DRESS HIM IN FOOTBALLS AND BEER AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT PAINT HIM BLUE SO NO ONE IS CONFUSED ABOUT HIS GENDER EVER.
And don’t even get us started on the number of people attacking Jessica Biel for kissing her son on the lips.
NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION MIZPOTATOHEAD.