Racist former Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona Joe Arpaio became the latest conservative Republican dunce to be embarrassed on Who Is America?, the new Showtime program from prankster Sacha Baron Cohen. On the show, Cohen asked Arpaio if he thought that U.S. President Donald Trump has ever had a golden shower and asked if Arpaio would accept “an amazing blowjob” from Trump. Arpaio said yes on both counts.
Before we detail his appearance on Cohen’s show, it’s worth pointing out that Arpaio is an undeniable racist. From 1993 to 2017, Arpaio was found guilty of doing nothing to stop his police department’s racial profiling practices, particularly against Mexican immigrants and people of color.
Arpaio was convicted of contempt of court for his non-compliance to stopping these practices. He was subsequently pardoned by Trump and has since announced his intention to run as a 2018 U.S. Senatorial candidate, so he’s a worthy target for Cohen’s mockery.
Posing as a Finnish toy “unboxing” video personality known as OMGWhizzBoyOMG, Cohen’s character invited former Arpaio on his show to unbox some collectible tchotkes called “Shopkins” while asking him about political topics like “what Communists are trying to do to stop people having guns.” (That should’ve been Arpaio’s first clue.)
Having unboxed a tiny humanoid donut (which actually looks kinda gross), OMGWhizzBoyOMG (speaking as the toy donut) tells Arpaio that he’s anti-guns because guns are dangerous. Arpaio begins arguing with the toy donut — it’s undeniably the most bizarre political appearance we’ve ever seen.
OMGWhizzBoyOMG then shocks Arpaio by admitting that he actually owns 43 guns which he’s collecting “for the upcoming race war.” In response, Arpaio merely nods in stunned silence, wearing a small gun-shaped tie pin.
After asking Arpaio if U.S. President “Dongle Troomp” is rich, Cohen asks, “Do you think he might have had a golden shower?” Arpaio replies, “Wouldn’t surprise me.” OMGWhizzBoyOMG then asks if Troomp might be willing to give him a golden shower.
Then, discussing Arpaio’s job as sheriff, OMGWhizzBoyOMG says, “My first job was a hand job from my mother and it was newspapers.”
He then asks Arpaio, “What was your first hand job?” When Arpaio says that he always put extra effort into any job he’s ever worked, OMGWhizzBoyOMG says, “You wanted to give the best hand job possible.”
He then asks Arpaio, “So if Dongle Troomp calls you up after this and says, ’Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blowjob,’ would you say yes?”
“I may have to say yes,” Arpaio responds.
Arpaio is just the latest conservative humiliated on Cohen’s show. Two weeks ago, racist Georgia Republican lawmaker Jason Spencer embarrassed himself by repeatedly screaming “niggers” while ostensibly learning how to defend himself against terrorists — he resigned shortly after the show aired. Former Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin will also appear on an upcoming episode.